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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

15.06.2025 01:46

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why is there so much free porn on the internet?

Still no good

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

New Dragon Age: The Veilguard report reveals more about turbulent development, including Forspoken-prompted shift from snark to seriousness - Rock Paper Shotgun

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Healthy Returns: Ozempic, Wegovy linked to rare cases of serious eye condition - CNBC

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

What was your first trans experience like?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

share office space ...

Is there porn on TikTok?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

Why do I sweat a great deal while exercising the same on some days and not so much on others?

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Why do people have trouble accepting the very true fact that "The Blue Marble" photo of Earth is a composite and therefore (just like every other subsequent "picture" of Earth NASA has ever shown us) not a real photo but computer generated?

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

My boyfriend has been separated from his wife for 5 years. Why won't he divorce her? Should this be a deal breaker?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

How did you respond to, "Why do you love me"?

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

Why do some people believe that Homelander would be no match for Superman or Thor?

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...