What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
15.06.2025 01:46

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Still no good
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Why do I sweat a great deal while exercising the same on some days and not so much on others?
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
So they tried
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
How did you respond to, "Why do you love me"?
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Why do some people believe that Homelander would be no match for Superman or Thor?
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...